Book of Mormon...Dr. Seuss style

I'm sending you a quick reading of the Book Of Mormon if written by Dr. Seuss....Take a few minutes and enjoy someone's humor at it's best.

 "What if the Book of Mormon had been written by Dr. Seuss?" Author: Unknown

 Nephi: Of goodly parents I was born - I've never drunk, I've never sworn

This is Lehi, he's my dad -  Laman, Lemuel, they are bad

 And who is this? Why this is Sam Yes, this is Sam; Sam: Sam I am

Laman: That Sam I am, that Sam I am I do not like that Sam I am

 Sam: In a tent, my father dwelt -  Laman: And it's so hot, I think I'll melt

Lemuel: Our father's brain is out of whack - Laman: Yeah, it's too hot, I'm going back

 Lehi: Then go and get the plates my dear  -  Laman: On second thought, I'm staying here

Nephi: You said you'd leave and go away -  Now all you want to do is stay?

 Lemuel: That Nephi always gets his way

Laman: Here we are in this damp cave Sam:  - We would not be here if you'd behave

 Nephi: I will go and I will do  - There's the angel, that's my cue

Laban's had too much to drink  - Now he'll lose his head, I think

 Nephi: Look what I found, a brother from the quorum -  Sam: We will take him home, we will call him Zoram  - Lemuel: Oh great, another pathetic life form

 Laman: Our gold and silver we have spent -  I do not like it in this tent

Lemuel: I cannot read the Liahona -  I must have drunk too much Corona

 Laman: We hate it here, we have no lives -  Lehi: Then go back to the city and get some wives